THE NEAPOLITAN TESTAMENT
We, the disciples of traditional Neapolitan pizza, hath been gifted with the most holy of tasks. To bringeth that recipe, which is sacred, from Italy’s pizza promised land to thy humble home. Yes, it is by our stone-oven pre-baking of “00” flour, San Marzano tomatoes, and Italian ingredients that thy tummy may be filled. But it is by thy re-heating that Holy Napoli shall satisfy thy soul.