The 5 Commandments of our Authentic Neapolitan Pizza
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1
WE SHALT PRE-BAKE THE HOLY NAPOLI IN A WOOD OVEN TO MAKETH CRUST WITH THE BITE AND CHEW OF REAL-DEAL NEAPOLITAN PIZZA. -
2
WE SHALT HAND KNEAD THE HOLY NAPOLI DOUGH, HOLD OUR HORSES AND LEAVE THAT PIZZA DOUGH OVERNIGHT, TO RISE ON THE SECOND DAY. -
3
WE SHALT HONOUR THE FLOUR AND USE “00” PIZZA FLOUR FROM ITALY. LEST THE HOLY CRUST BE STRUCK DOWN! -
4
WE SHALT NOT COVET OUR NEIGHBOUR’S TOMATOES, UNLESS SAID NEIGHBOUR LIVETH IN SAN MARZANO ITALY FROM WHERE ALL HOLY NAPOLI TOMATOES COMETH. -
5
WE SHALT GUARANTEE THE THINNESS AND TASTINESS OF CRUST, QUALITY AND AUTHENTICITY OF INGREDIENTS, EXTRA VIRGINITY OF OUR OLIVE OIL AND DELICIOUSNESS OF OUR HOLY NAPOLI…SO HELP US, PIZZA!