The 5 Commandments of our Authentic Neapolitan Pizza

• 1

  WE SHALT PRE-BAKE THE HOLY NAPOLI IN A WOOD OVEN TO MAKETH CRUST WITH THE BITE AND CHEW OF REAL-DEAL NEAPOLITAN PIZZA.

• 2

  WE SHALT HAND KNEAD THE HOLY NAPOLI DOUGH, HOLD OUR HORSES AND LEAVE THAT PIZZA DOUGH OVERNIGHT, TO RISE ON THE SECOND DAY.

• 3

  WE SHALT HONOUR THE FLOUR AND USE “00” PIZZA FLOUR FROM ITALY. LEST THE HOLY CRUST BE STRUCK DOWN!

• 4

  WE SHALT NOT COVET OUR NEIGHBOUR’S TOMATOES, UNLESS SAID NEIGHBOUR LIVETH IN SAN MARZANO ITALY FROM WHERE ALL HOLY NAPOLI TOMATOES COMETH.

• 5

  WE SHALT GUARANTEE THE THINNESS AND TASTINESS OF CRUST, QUALITY AND AUTHENTICITY OF INGREDIENTS, EXTRA VIRGINITY OF OUR OLIVE OIL AND DELICIOUSNESS OF OUR HOLY NAPOLI…SO HELP US, PIZZA!